Bernie wants to give every American an opportunity to travel to outer space for free. And any other candidate annoucing a space program now is only doing it cause he announced a space program first.

I’ll have to smear a pound of bacon across my keyboard and screen to wipe that plantbased bullshit away.

I’ll have to smear a pound of bacon across my keyboard and screen to wipe that plantbased bullshit away.

“How much time do I have? You want them all or just the highlights”

Waze will continue to be garbage until it learns that crossing major streets with no stoplight, or making you take every left turn that comes along, is not a safe or effeciant way to get anywhere.

And people have to lay off the hazard reporting. Maybe they just like the pat on the back of getting points for “helping…

Yeah, but the guys who live are gonna be okay.

Here’s an idea. I say we get rid of helmets and pads, AND tackling. It would be similar to two-hand-touch rules that we used to play in the school yard.

I’m highly suspicious of any woman that agrees to a date with me.

Bey was great. But how about Bruno Mars? Fucking great, too. I hate Coldplay, so thank god they do these collaboration halftime shows now.

If I’m gonna resort to a shitty beer, I’ll usually go for a Miller Lite. But I am glad that craft brews are available at most stadiums these days. At least the ones in my cities.

Ditka was a terrible coach.

Couldn’t be further from the truth.

I don’t talk to people on the chair lift. Well, maybe if they look like they have some weed.

This is actually the first time I’ve ever found that funny. +1

Nah. I’m kinda just waiting for death anyway. Why bother fixing something.

Seriously. I know it was an 18th string QB in that game, but that is of little consolation to me.

It used to be we just mistook Sikhs for Hindus.

Nope. St Louis sucks. This is factual reporting.

“Due to circumstances beyond our control...”

If safe food prep and handling practices are beyond your control, its time to get out of the food business.

Now they’re saying Norovirius. They’re looking at over 80 cases at this one location.

So, who wants burritos??

I’m over this kid.