Damn. I gotta start going to Dodger games.

Don’t forget the hookers.

Thing is, I really like weed, coke and poker. I think I could put up with everything else.

Needs a new iPhone, but hey, got a free baseball!

And the only highlight the Cubs provided today was a single.

I only like rampant drug use out of that list, but I like it enough I could probably put up with the other stuff.

The US Womens National Team is one game away from winning the World Cup. Fuck off with your issues, Landon.

US Confederate Flag. I hate that term. Fuck them. They ceased to be the US when they left the union.

“Ma’am, you can’t go down that sidewalk, it’s for crew,” which is the wrong thing to say to someone going to work on the block of public sidewalk...

Try not to burn it down, Oakland.

That really should be part of the victory parade route. Let the whole organization take a leak.

I just hope I die before Roddy Piper.

Scumbag owners is tradition in Cincinnati sports.

Why have buy when we can buy four?

TSA never catches you because they allow lighters.

I think this is better than a typical fat guy touchdown. Fat Guy TDs are fun flukes. A lineman picking up a fumble and chugging along is great, but this is more like a Jared Lorenzen scramble touchdown. A fat guy doing non-fat guy things.

I’m a Bulls fan since I was a kid, and I agree. Jimmy Buckets definitely moved his pivot foot between breaking his momentum and making the turn move.

The NBA officiating review of the last two minutes showed three incorrect calls/noncalls. The Butler travel, a travel on James that would have negated a foul call that…

D-Rose grew up in Englewood on Chicago’s south side. He doesn’t need to “act” hard-as-fuck.

That’s not a stereotype. Its just search results. I could search “flexible [any nationality] women” and get thousands of sites. The internet is made out of porn.