Any person basing their opinion on me based on my misspelling of the NFL's name for its championship contest can eat a dick.

Just wondering why you only "gave it your all", when we have reports of your teammates giving 110%?

And guess how much I care?

I don't blame the guy one bit for his standoff with the media. Sports reporters are fucking morons.

If someone shows up to my party with Kettle Chips, my first thought would be "What an asshole. Bring something everyone would enjoy, not just you"

What they need to do is get that Cubs flag up to the top.

No "game" needs this many rules.

This year at least, Cubs could hold a doubleheader to honor #14 and still make more than enough in merch sales to beat the box office.

Thanks. That statement thing is strange. All the stories I find with the bit about death being "not natural" all point back to one report from CNN.

Did the family lawyer give CNN a scoop? Why doesn't the Trib or Sun-Times have that? I mean, who knows Chicago better? Not saying I instantly doubt CNN's story, they do…

If it was a suicide because of an illness, its possible Ernie had a statement he wanted read for the fans or something of that matter.

Not that I believe its the case. I've yet to see citation for a suspicious lawyer statement.

RIP, Mr Cub. Its a shame we can't play two.

Its not a great joke, but NBC censors wouldn't allow King's version of the "The Aristocrats" to air.

It really helps that they just stand there like some fucking foosball defenders.

So be it. Pledging is an indoctrination, and these girls signed up for the conformity-fest.

What's really pathetic is the reviews the place had even before this incident. Everyone from the owner on down is called out for being dickbags. Not one positive.

Not for me, it ain't. I got no game.

As was gonna ask that too. Looks like the coolers you can get at a bait-shop or gas station on your way out to the lake.

Might as well just shut down this Behind Closed Ovens feature. Its never getting better than Saint Fuckoff.

DOWN GOES CRAWFORD!!!