I heard that somebody stole a load of gammon - but they were caught by the police. After all, the Mounties always get their ham.

Who thought it was a good idea to call a gas station “Kum & Go?”

Wow.....

Live reaction from Nike’s Quality Control Department meeting:

In her defense, clothing didn’t figure large in her modeling career.

What a ridiculously pointless car.

Dude probably has severe back problems from carrying around those 350lbs.

‘Doo-doo-doo. There’s a dead guy, like, 20 feet away. That’s kinda gross. Boooooored, bored, bored, bored, bored, boriiiiiiing! I shouldn’t have let them take my phone. I can’t believe I’m missing my stories for this. Who the hell was this clown anyway? I’m hungry. Man, I want a burger. Do they have burgers in Mexico?…

We’ve reached out to the Dallas Police Department to ask what a “full shift” means

I’d hug a loved one but more than a few of them voted for this ass-faced moron so maybe I’ll just stick to whiskey.

Maybe they hadn’t made their “FOP contribution” that month.

Goodyear and Disappointment

Trump campaign.