That and it’s as slick was greased Owl shit

A friend of mine was drunk and drove his Celica into a lake. When the police showed up at his house he was still wet and told the police his car was stolen.

Ive always added a 1/4 cup of lea and perines to a pound of ground beef for burgers and have been broiling cheese on breads of all types here in the U.S. forever.

At 73 I doubt I'll last another 250,000 miles @ 7500 miles/yr so I guess my 2006 Toyota sienna with 180,000 miles will run out the clock. 

Great line in the movie Slapshot with Paul Newman when the local newspaper sports reporter tells Newman " there a lot of shysters in Florida "

Stupid country with stupid people and as my buddy from Fritch Texas said “ You just can’t fix stupid”

Marine Air- On Time, On Target

Should charge him with vehicular homicide and kidnapping

Doesn’t even come close to the WOW factor of a 1964 300K convertible that was in a showroom of our local Chrysler, Plymouth, Imperial dealer when my father went to pick up a new 1963 Plymouth Fury. I remember a MSRP of $ 6,400.00 or $ 63,000 today. Bet it held up better too with the Torque flight 727 3 speed push…

Mercedes always scared me due to maintenance cost. A general contractor who had a second or third house in the Poconos told be that his son wanted him to trade his Cadillac for a Mercedes 450 back in the 80s. He looked into it and said the Mercedes required all the suspension bushing to be replaced after 5 thousand…

If they don’t move they’ll bring back cash back and lower interest rates.

Mr Christ had to be drawn by Doonesberry.

I think one of you knuckle heads should buy it, What a bargain

Might as well no one wants the new model

Back during the Reagan import quota days 1985'ish Toyota dealers were adding an ADM sticker of $2,500.00. Taking inflation into consideration an ADM today should be $7,000.00 so you’re getting a bargain.

No worries, he’ll pull a George Costanza and show up Monday morning like nothing happen

I remember when the Philadelphia police burnt down a black neighborhood when trying to get members of “Move “ to surrender.

Too bad it wasn’t a Dunkin????? I know there’s one every 1/4 miles in Mass. but they’re also filled with people. Never shut them down only make them bigger.

My cousin traded in his 2004 Ram truck with no rockers for a 2o14 Ram. He showed me where the rockers were suppose to be and laughed.

No doubt the victim family had the Bentley impounded and engineers are downloading all the computers that survived.