Still having it’s antennae after all these years

Ford fire is the auto term for Florida man

Sorry you can’t shine shit

I was at a airshow somewhere when a F-14 flew 100-200 feet above the ground parallel to where the public was standing and fired up the afterburners that shook the hanger and my teeth.

Gets people to wave flags and forget they’re actually paying for it. Everything in the U.S.A Inc. is PR and marketing

Nothing compared to football game military flyovers

All you need is one drone

Bitching commies

Just my observation from visiting my fathers extended family in the oil rich panhandle of Texas. The stench in the air takes time to get use to but the body count from cancer deaths is just the cost of doing business.
Every Christmas card had a note with family news from that year peppered with heath reports of family…

Not necessarily he could be a Fox News fake Colonel

CARS? This is a donut shop!!!

I can buy a new Mazda CX-50 at list and get a extra 5 grand for my 2013 CX-5.

I’ll never set foot in Floriduh again but if I did I’d get stopped too because of hearing damage from working around jets. Mmmmm maybe I can make a test case, ticketing a disabled veteran for playing radio too loud
Where’s Bug Bunny and his saw when you need him

Florida is going full commie

Ohoh 1974 all over again. That year I got a lame ass ticket on my way to work for going 65 in a 55 on a 4 lane highway.

 There’s two dead women there... and two little kids. They scalped them all, all four of ‘em. Bounty hunters. The government down here pays 200 pesos a head for men, 100 for women and 50 for those kids. They kill any Indian and then claim they are Apache. I don’t see how any man can sink so low. Must be Texans...…

Texas is a cesspool of violence and drug use. I spent a decade there one year while in the military and to this day refuse to buy anything made in that hateful state

Note to self, leave everything stock

You know why people go to advanced auto and Auto zone because replacing spark plugs on a Toyota Sienna cost 700.00

I have never put up with any shit from a car salesman. Here’s a better question have you ever bought a car from a salesman who was still there when you came in for your first service?