This is why you should leave money to the offside

They gotta be kicking themselves for this one.

Well she is the 1%, so...

OOh you don’t like anyone. How edge.

These are a bunch of scared old white men who horde guns to protect themselves from blacks, Muslims and Mexicans. There won’t be a violent uprising because that means they’d have to go outside where there could be blacks, Muslims and Mexicans.

Easy. Your country is full of terrified, racist, sexist assholes.

Black president

I’m going to buy this and drive an hour up to my parents house and use their landline to make the long-distance phone call to Redmond Washington. They’re going to be pissed just like they were 25 years ago.

The internet won’t let it be otherwise. These days, things are either the best ever, or they suck ass. No dynamics are allowed in criticism of pop culture objects.

But fancy hairstyles can. Here we get both.

0/10. This is terrible Kinja.

Hot take. Pokemon designs have stayed fairly consistent. Later gens, especially, look right in line with the original 151. Check out Rockruff.

Hey, it could be worse. They could have called it the sWIItch.

I’m mostly being silly, but his big round owl face pattern suggests big round glasses, and “Rowlet” evokes the author’s name “Rowling.” I’m certain it’s a coincidence, but I’ve amused myself.

My soccer team here in Brazil got paid R$500.000 from Konami, which is around $153.000, but that was for the team and the stadium.
That being said, EA offered them around R$50.000, and that is on pair with what they offered Iceland.
EDIT: I found the 16 games offers, and apparently they were: R$600.00 from Konami and R$…

This is true, but we also don’t know what the terms of the deal where. $15,000 for an exclusive license to the rights in pertetuem, for example, would be a terrible deal.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

You do wanna be a pro don’t you? Or do you wanna be a casual all your life?

There’s a proper cannon on the first level.

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.