No-one will listen to you here and you know that. You’re wilfully behaving like a castrated mosquito: annoying but ineffectual.

This is the first time I’ve seen Elmo dancing but not for the Motherland.

This means Sephiroth Amiibo.

I haven’t played this game since it came out and I’ll probably play it for just five minutes after getting this, but I am getting this.

At this point, if this game is anything short of perfect, I’ll be disappointed.

My 8-year-old self would have gone absolutely crazy if someone had shown me this back then.

The US used chemical warfare for crop destruction, drove millions of people to concentration camps et cetera. But they’re still the prosecutors of war crimes so they aren’t going to prosecute themselves. War crimes are what the winners decide they are.

Those are some bold claims.

False... but bold.

How greedy must one be in order to lose a customer like that? They had your business and lost it. That’s the equivalent of getting a woman to agree to go on a date with you and then immediately calling her a c*nt.

I’m increasingly of the opinion that Facebook is a company that could make the world a better place by not existing.

Without the interactivity I fail to see the appeal of Resident Evil’s story.

They could’ve just showed me the blocky Kirby’s picture and it’d have been an instant buy anyway.

I’m sorry, but this reads like liberal fantasy. Joe Biden would sigh and look down, tell Trump to shut up and he would keep talking regardless but when Trump would tell Biden to stop talking, he would oblige. Trump is better at bullying and this shouldn’t really be surprising.

Trump, on the other hand, dialed up…

The fact that no-one being properly held accountable is normalised to the point of being unsurprising is sad.

It also means Americans should un-normalise this.

Unsurprising news is still news that must be reported. I know it’s bad for everyone and some people manage to not even care about the health of the workers but we need to read this.

Also, as per what others have said in this here comment section: DELAY THE GAME! Every time this happens, it’s a failure of the management…

Resident Evil is camp when it’s camp and when it’s camp it’s great, I agree.

Also, who likes Resident Evil because of the writing?

I can already tell, by the title, the level of creative thrust this series is operating under. Infinite Darkness is the sort of title that comes up after that Office paper clip comes and asks you “are you trying to write a gritty thriller?” and you click Yes and then Autocomplete.

I was just waiting for a Steam Sale. There is one right now, alongside this patch. Damn you poverty!

I remember reading reviews at the time and they’ve all echoed the same sentiment that has stuck with me to this day: It’s quite rare for a game to not leave you wanting something extra – some mechanic that, in the mind of the player, was needed. Like playing Resident Evil 4 and asking “why can’t I walk and aim at the…