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One of the great joys of being 38 is knowing I need not fear a Trump grope, for I am way past his expiration date.

Everytime this comes, I’m reminded of the question about who we should believe: the guy who says he assaults women, or the women that say he assaulted them?

I believe a number of lawyers are offering pro bono defense.

Hillary should have muttered “Rosie O’Donnell”

After this final, reverberating shit-show of a debate, Melania knows what’s coming. Maybe she knew before, but she definitely knows it now. She’s had to put up with all this bullshit and do all this damage control only to be the wife of the most disgraced Presidential candidate of all time.

That’s what all those practice sessions were for. No one can think that she needs extra time on the facts and figures.

After listening to morally upright citizen Chump talk about the evils of abortion I had a thought. As a well know “ladies man” who bragged about it and conquests were reported in the news and led to two divorces, I wonder how many abortions he’s paid for over the years. Women, please come forward now.

Yes I thought that she looked beautiful and powerful at the same time. Not an easy feat. I’m thinking that she was channeling Olivia Pope.

I gasped when she walked out onto the stage. People make fun of her pantsuits, but she looked amazing tonight.

I have just decided to buy an ivory pantsuit to wear to work when I know that I have to deal with SOME bullshit. I will channel my inner Hillary and attempt to be classy instead of going ham on some people who really deserve it.

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

I was laughing when he kept yammering about “THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE”. I swear he was cueing these guys:

Because he is desperately hoping that Bernie Sanders voters like me are going to go “oh, I guess I’ll vote for Trump now durrr” which is NOT fucking happening. I will be wearing my Bernie shirt, but I will HAPPILY be casting my vote for Madam President.

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

it just makes me love her so much. don’t get me wrong, I don’t support her politically 100%—more like 85%—but as a person, I fucking love her. How she’s getting through all this, I don’t know. She’s tough as nails.

My husband was like, “She looks mad.” Me: “You can’t understand the righteous anger of a woman being told what to do with her body.”

I loved when Zach asked him if he was a nerd and his answer was did Zach think Michelle would marry a nerd. Ughhh soooooo good together, love them

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”