His face is so goddamn punchable and the facial hair just makes it worse.

This is horrible all round. I used to know a woman who ran a non-profit that worked towards advancing prisoner rights in Canada. Talking to her about the issues that prisoners face it make you realize that practically no one cares one iota about people behind bars. Once we lock them up most of their rights, their…

Aliens + destruction of our cities =

Hey, yeah.

He continues to both serve in the Arkansas House and operate a state-funded preschool, Growing God’s Kingdom.

(Rest of world shocked that Enrique still has tours.)

If they own them jointly and he says no, that should be the end of it. What’s even going though your mind to try and force your ex to have more kids with you?

Cop is all like-

and this includes the casting-interpretation, too.

I saw so-called Stephen King fans lose their shit over him saying he doesn’t care the color of the actor playing The Gunslinger, meaning he would be good with Idris Elba.

She’s not trying to change it, though. She’s saying that this interpretation is a valid one, even if she did imagine Hermione as white originally. It’s almost as if people don’t understand that once something becomes part of the cultural zeitgeist, it becomes open to interpretation. This is why there are so many…

I sent my godson a little kid bongo set for Christmas.

I watched Luther tonight while eating a sherbet dip dab and I feel that is peak happiness.

The Royal Bank of Nigeria strongly disagrees with you regarding the alleged safety issues concerning checks. The Bank invites you to its offices in Lagos to discuss this issue further.

Yep. To be honest anyone who actually uses the words “retard” or “retarded” gets a big “NOPE” cross next to their name in my book.

MilQ-2

Coldplay is milquetoast U2. I really think they’re retch-worthy.

My love for Radiohead is not allowing me to think this is amusing, even if it’s a joke.

To be fair, with the drugs out there now (for both people in the equation), people can engage in unprotected sex and not transmit the virus, but she would have had to start taking PrEP. I think luckily his viral load was very, very low. But yeah, I would be more angry about having to “discover” the HIV+ status instead…