Once, at the local zoo, the meerkats had a tiny cardboard TARDIS. Nobody went in it when I was there, so I figured eh, eventually one will and someone else’ll put cute pictures of it online. But nobody did! I think the meerkats just ate it instead of going inside. Tragic.

ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew ew

I know, right? The deer hop on their back legs, the Burger King is Hungry Jack, Wendy’s sell ice cream? It’s like bizzaro America!

I was distracted because Khloe was in my kitchen dripping her blood on the sweet potatoes, but it’s all fixed now. Thanks.

For what it’s worth, I’m black and I’m turning it off for now. I need a couple of days if I’m going to keep engaging with this. Nothing but baking pies and looking and puppies until next week.

Ohmygod, do you remember the movie Tess of the D’eurbervilles? She baptized her dead baby and the horrible priest said it didn’t matter? Illigitimate baby conceived by rape still goes to Purgatory or Limbo or wherever that wasn’t heaven, which is all the poor woman was hoping for.

She changed her mind, though. That troubles me. She didn’t want to be a mother, decided she isn’t fit to be a mother, or whatever ... this bugs me on some level I haven’t figured out yet. I guess you have to accept that once you have rented (for lack of a better word) someone’s body, health, and well-being, you can’t…

Belinda fucking every kitchenware salesman she a meets

That was an unsurprisingly sane retraction. Good points.

He is aging like a fine wine.

To steal from The Onion’s TV show, she’ll be tried as a black man.

Right? Where the hell are all the “If a brown kid takes the only recourse he has to protest disgustingly racist treatment in a way that even remotely affects the racists’ lives, that proves he’s a money-grubbing liar!”people coming from?

OH MY GOD what the fuck is going on in this comments section? I had to scroll up to make sure this wasn’t gawker proper

Good.

That’s a very odd argument to make. “A bad thing happened to me after a doctor prescribed me birth control, therefore only doctors should be allowed to prescribe birth control. That will keep women safe, even though having a doctor involved didn’t remotely keep me safe.”

I gave a friend my Hulu password last night so she could watch Broad City for the first time.

These gals saved TV for me. I’m older than they are, but reliving the mid20s vicariously through them is 1000% better than any real life experience. Plus it’s like a total purge of Girls bullshit and ol Lena whatshername who needs to disappear.

The show’s third season premieres on Comedy Central on February 17.

The law doesn’t preclude women from consulting their physician before starting or changing their BC. It just makes it more accessible for women (like me, for example) who have had a long-term, stable experience with their BC and find it prohibitively inconvenient and expensive to schedule a gyno appoint every time…

Is there a reason you think that you would know better than the entire American Congress of Obstetricians and Gynecologists? I’m pretty sure they’ve probably thought of the risks. Even if the pill is free, a doctors visit is an impediment for lots of people because of cost, time, transportation, etc. The experts agree…