I would like to see him on my sofa in front of the fire as we binge watch all the good tv he missed while in office. The two of us and just one cozy throw blanket...

I love Trevor, but I could see Barack hosting the Daily Show or something similar to Jon Oliver

Obama is getting all the love right now, and yes he’s definitely in his IDGAF phase. But what I’d like to see is speculation on what he will do post-presidency. I would love to see him do some kind of indepth interview show, maybe once a week with really interesting people, and up and coming leaders in the…

Good lord this man is handsome. Ps. IDGAF Obama is my favorite Obama.

I mean, how do we manage to work at all with all these men in charge?

;) Am I correct in guessing your dogs weren’t labs?

Exactly! Unless they had some sort of new evidence that would nail her to the wall, what were they thinking? That the sheer intimidation factor of being on TV before a congressional committee would somehow crack her? I think they’ve watched too many Law and Order episodes.

If you can hold in a fart, you can hold in a baby!

It's ok. We know she turned you down. Maybe next time, Tiger...

I read like one paragraph of this, which included her name and the phrase “Lime Crime” and I’ve already deemed it gibberish.

ouija board says

“Yes, I wanted to be a mother. But then Planned Parenthood called me and said that I’d get a sweet, sweet cut of a transport reimbursement for donated tissue if I aborted my baby instead. How could I say no?”

And what exactly do they wanna do with those records?! This is all getting way too Salem for me...

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

In the history of the obvious... THANK you.

Since men are doing all the raping, why not have a curfew for men instead?

I would say it fits well for a velour sock, but the hemline makes it a bit sluttier than I was aiming for (tall girl problems amirite?).

I'd have to imagine so. I mean I know most of Justified was filmed here in CA, but ever since I watched the show I've been super intrigued with the state. Plus all the states it borders, I'd have to imagine it's super pretty. I live in the butthole of CA where it's just flat farm land, so everywhere else kinda looks…

Chad Radwell is consistently hilarious.