These are my rescue pups, See Davos the Dumb and Miss Brienne, doing what they do best: cuddling each other and getting fur on my laundry.

He can’t help it. He really likes the booty.

I hate everyone but Mellie - Olivia and Fitz and their extreme enunciation need to be left to die in a forest somewhere. Then the show can be Mellie and Cyrus drinking moonshine and cackling while she gives tutorials on how to get that much volume in her hair.

Omg i’ve been more in love with Mellie for at least two seasons. I totally get it.

No, no; it’s the TEACHERS and other PUBLIC EMPLOYEES that are greedy, not Walker!

I realize this may be blasphemy but I’m beginning to fall out of love with Olivia and starting to fall hard for Mellie. She just seems so much more fun and she’s definitely more nuts (not that I blame her), which kind of does it for me.

This douchenozzle runs on a CONSERVATIVE ticket. What about this is conservative? Do I not grasp the actual definition of conservative? I live in his god-damned state, making less than $20,000 a YEAR and struggling to make it day to day and he gets to spend $6.5 MILLION DOLLARS in 70 days? Gee, I wonder what $6.5…

So I recently started watching Scandal on Netflix. I’m into season 3, so yes, that previous statement should say “recently started binge watching”, but am I the only one that senses like zero chemistry between Olivia and Fitz??? Their on camera romance seems soooooo fake, and yes its TV, but there’s some shows where…

whenever fitz is on screen

volunteered to help the unidentified woman after flight attendants asked if there was a doctor on board.

the hell has time for that in the morning before work. that’s weekend food bruh.

I’ll admit, that’s really the rub, isn’t it? How do you staff an organization of people whose job is to kill people to further the aims of a nation-state, and keep out the people who are inherently violent? I suppose you can’t really leave it up to the honor system. You need a crap-ton of oversight and discipline to…

No word yet on how Carson will turn this into a Nazi analogy.

this is a very subtle and extremely good joke.

They chased it out? I guess they haven’t heard of Brown Bear v. Board of Education up in Montana.

If you need an abortion and you live in Northern Ireland, you need to go to England, not the UK. Northern Ireland is part of the UK.

Are you secretly a couple hundred thousand ants? It’s OK if you are, but you’re required by law to tell me.

Or just leave the apple out of it and eat the goddam delicious caramel all by itself, being sure to leave adequate time to periodically barf as a palate cleanser.

He’ll always be Mike from ‘Neighbours’ for me...

As a 6 foot tall woman, this is something that has been painfully obvious to me all of my life [after hitting the ~70” mark].