I don’t get the whole anti-swearing thing. Of course, this might be because I’m Australian, and those stereotypes about us swearing a lot? All true.

These people never want to visit Belfast, N.Ireland, where I’m from originally, every other word is Eff, they just could not cope. The mentality of the allergic to swearing brigade baffles me though. Swearing =bad , but firing someone for no good reason= Holy and good. WTF???

Counterpoint: Natural Selection

I was on one where we ended up two hours late because of a donkey on the tracks. HOW LONG DOES IT TAKE TO REMOVE THE DONKEY?

No no no. You don’t understand. They’re just playing musical chairs.

Or:

Actually, yes! They’re moderately edible now! They’re at least a step up from Pizza Hut and Papa John’s, which admittedly is like being the kindest guy at the Republican National Convention, but still.

I had the hardest time reconciling Sorkin’s Terrible Women Who Fall Down and Giggle with CJ Motherfucking Cregg for the longest time, then I just started giving all the credit to Allison Janney.

As crappy as Sorkin is about writing women, there’s no doubt that CJ Cregg is amazing.

No shit you’re not a woman. You’re that dude who’s been making different accounts all over the place just to get the jezzies riled up byy poking holes in their reasoning, but you cant’ even do that right because when a jezzie comes at you with some real logic, history, or facts you get obviously flustered and try to…

As a white woman and a feminist I’m gonna go ahead and say yes, all white women. All white women, including feminists, have expressed racism or passively and knowingly accepted the benefits of racism at some point in their lives. We live in and benefit from a racist society, so yeah. All white women. If you don’t want…

Sometimes, Youtube comments hit that sweet spot.

Adopted 12.5 years ago. She hadn’t been trained AT ALL—didn’t know “sit” or her name, but was potty-trained on the first day as soon as I busted out the cheese.

Speaking of dogs wearing human clothes,

Because you should also get to see his handsome face....

In honor of rescue dogs- this guy. In a shelter 7 months ago. Now revered as a minor diety. (He’s wearing my husband’s socks)

CAUSE FEMALES ARE STRONG AS HELL

This is everything I was feeling about this fancy inconsiderate man and I feel good and right and vindicated for not wanting to see it and for scoffing in JGL’s accessibly attractive but nonetheless intimidatingly charming face. Get out of here with your French accent and your pensive, imploring gaze. I want nothing…

....And he was getting pretty cosy.