I’m 35 and spent my 20’s in Melbourne bars being that weird girl who danced front and centre first. Binge drinking was a serious business and I would go out 4 nights a week.
So, I’m a giant hypocrite. I eat meat. Love it. However, it disturbs me to see real animal fur. Would never wear it myself. It has a similar feel to me if you went and killed a person (even for a REALLY REALLY REALLY great reason). You wouldn’t decide, “Hey! I know. I’m going to make some shoes and a wallet out of…
I’ll tell you who they didn’t get the fur from:
100%. Why?
My ex-wif ran up about $900 of fines on my library card and most of the librarians at my library let me check out a book here or there on my kids’ cards, which they don’t have to do.
Clearly you just haven’t found someone who deserves you.
Bobby. You are so funny. I think this is your best article so far.
I tried using Werewolf Bar Mitzvah as a conversation starter on Tinder.
OCTOBER 17th?!?!?!! DAMNIT!!!! That’s the same day as my Werewolf Bar Mitzvah!!
yayyyy so happy for Tracy
“According to his children, the dad’s last words were- and I’m paraphrasing here, your Honor- “I want to see a manager, those grills marks look crunchy and I’m allergic to crunchy.”
This entitled housewife looks back at her impressionable child and calmly says “She is yelling because that girl deserves it, the service is terrible every time we come here.” And then she looked me straight in the eyes.
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I’m just saying, it’s very déclassé. The cool kids are wearing otters. Not even pelts, just live otters. It’s very now.
I will NOT be orphan-kitty-pelt-suit shamed by you or ANYONE
I heartily endorse big-hipped women wearing bodycon dresses, in that the last time I wore a bodycon dress, literally every comment from my friends was ‘OMG YOUR CURVES’. Aw yeah. Also, I heartily endorse everyone wearing whatever the fuck they want at all times (unless you are wearing a pelt made from the skins of…
Is anyone on any Gawker property going to mention the shady clusterfuck that is the Swedish prosecutorial process? 44 other interviews in the UK by Swedish prosecutors, but they decided only Assange wouldn’t make sense to interview him there, and they REally needed him to be interviewed back in Sweden, because it…