As an Australian who also has a dog named Boo, I guarantee there would be killing of puppies over my bloody, lifeless body.

And also through your eyes. Take your specs/sunnies off for a bit in the sunshine too.

I’ve been trying to figure out what’s wrong with my boss’ hair, it just feels a bit wrong, so for 18 months it’s just been gnawing away at me, and you’ve solved it. She’s got that Paltrow cut from 1998. I remember cos i saw it on my first overseas adventure in London, lots of lusting after that dude who’s name I can’t…

Watching...waiting for puppy together stick...

He sounds like a good guy. And all those collection days, I love. That is social order at its best.

I had to read this three times to have any idea what you’re talking about, but damn it made me laugh. Try to imagine how utterly bizarre it sounds when you’ve never heard of ”stick pick up” it’s like Jabberwocky level genius. I know all these words but... Bravo!

Nothing would surprise me less. I don't have kids but this year already I've had,conjunctivitis and an ear infection. Second childhood?

Ego. These eople don't create anything, just goddamned leeches.

I don’t know who you are, Cameron Esposito, but you just solved the mystery of where the fuck I got this viral conjunctivitis from. It is a fucking bitch

Me too! Only the child of those parents would dislike being read to. My nieces throw tantrums when “it’s to late for a story, off to bed!”

It’s been weird to view from outside because it actually looks like you have a democratically elected leader that a large proportion of the population (and therefore comgress) actually refuses to accept the legitimacy of (sorry awkward sentence, it’s late). It’s such mind bending situation and the reverse would never…

Granola.

I feel betrayed by Obama. Must be fucking heart breaking.

But a black man named Barack Hussein Obama won. Twice.

I gotta admit I don’t understand why anyone would want to piss off the people who a) have the power to make your trip even more miserable, b) may save your life and c) do all that and still have to clean the bathroom. I think people in flights sometimes think they’re paying for service, that’s a messed up attitude,…

One can only hope.

Did you make them explain what they meant by “dirty”? That squirming would have given me joy.

the app it lets you download and store two or three episodes at a time, you just have to be organised and remember to do it before you leave home. It's pretty nifty when you get into the swing of it.

why aren't these children in school? This one, the Smith kids? Why the hell are their parents ok with this?? WHAT IS GOING ON IN THE WORLD!!?!?!?

that's absolutely not what I'm saying. But you already know that. How do you actually expect the human race to evolve if we don't ever have a discussion? The NAZIs were anti-Semitic, SO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. For fucks sake. Especially when I try to have a rational, polite discussion. How does anything ever change, how…