I was so sure this story was going to be "Colbert announces Colbert is replacing Letterman." Gutted.

"Shall we crack this now?"

Oh! I thought it was just me!

I'm totally calling bullshit on that. I think she dribbles it.

I am GUTTED only discovered WWDTM about three months ago (Australian, that's my excuse) and now he's LEAVING ME?!!!?!?

Please read the article, much of what is described is activities from the grass roots level, not imposed by us imperial overlords. Frankly I find your ill-informed ranting monumentally offensive.

This whole thing is actually an episode of Buffy, right?

Can a parody of one's self become a parody? Or did we just enter quantum parody? Damn, brain hurt.

Totally!

No. No. NO NO NO!!!

Owwww! I want to say "I wish we had squirrels!" (In Aus)' but look what happened when someone said that about rabbits. Dizasters. And foxes.

Thanks! I'm going to call it that from now on.

Do tell, what language is that??

I'm 40 and cannot, for the life of me, figure out who JTT is. I is old...

If they call me by my first name I consider it permission to call them by their first name. I haven't had any surgeon or politician complain yet. There is LITERALLY nothing (having been watching some Chris Treager) than that double standard.

He still has PUPPY BELLY!!!! I loves me some puppy belly. Yes.

Owww lucky Sunny!

Y'all need to check out The Bugle podcast. Some quality John Oliver anger there. Also, John Oliver is a feminist. Go, now. And listen.

No rabies here're in Australia!

I HIGHLY reccommend this book 'The Racket: How abortion became legal in Australia' http://www.amazon.com/Racket-Abortion-Became-Legal-Australia/dp/0522855784 for a particularly disturbing look at how a service that is both illegal and in demand will always become a focus of organised crime. This is something that…