Because it is the mall of America. It is like the face of America. The face of America cant be black. That would be like electing a black president. It just isnt done.

Seen one, seen the mall...

Then you underestimate how racist the country is.

This isn’t really in response to you, but I don’t want to reply to the people who are actually saying this shit, and your comment is tangentially related:

I’m glad that the law has finally stopped looking the other way with this bullshit.

Cynicism is, at its heart, optimistic. I appreciate the endorsement, but we’ve both failed at kinja by not calling each other various iterations of penis breath.

I say this as someone whose family put in three generations of labor for GM- Everyone should go to Flint once in their life.

A buddy of mine did competitive bodybuilding for a few years a while back. At no point when he was competing did he behave like that guy.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

Won’t someone PLEASE think of the poor downtrodden narcissistic bodybuilders???

If it happened at a beauty pageant, or in a nunnery, or at a Boy Scout jamboree, it would still be an asshole doing dickish stuff.

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

Hitler killed 6-10 million people in about 6 years (battlefield combatants not included) his county had a population of 67 million. Castro killed about 10 thousand in about 60 years, country population of 11 million.

The terrifying thing is that a ton of people think this is totally reasonable. The only political things they care about are flag pins, standing for the national anthem, etc.

If you guys ran an unchallenged opinion from some other reactionary conservative demographic in the United States, you would rightfully be criticized for it. But of course you never would do that, would you? The claim that Fidel Castro’s crimes are equivalent in scale to those of Adolf Hitler is so fucking absurd to…

No, more like “Fidel was responsible for many civil rights abuses and must be judged harshly for them, but comparing him to Adolf Hitler is absurd on a number of dimensions, and while we’re busy judging a dead guy let’s remember that we are currently supporting dictatorships that have inflicted far worse on their…

The Cuban ex-pat community is one of the most reactionary political demographics in the United States. They’re one of the only identifiable groups of voters of color who went for Donald Trump in the election. So I don’t expect more from Le Batard. But you might note that the “murderous killer” you’re indicting via…

Are you saying that Deadspin shouldn’t criticize any shitty gameday signs because it writes about the creative, interesting ones? Wouldn’t that put the site in the pocket of Big Sign?

I know it’s a stupid sign; that’s why I wrote that I hated it