That loud breathing sound you just heard was the sound of all the other part-time comedians exhaling in relief that Harkaway included “my colleagues” in his apology. I can’t imagine what that community has gone through the past 24 hours trying to understand how his actions might reflect upon them as a whole and what…

Meanwhile Standing Rock Sioux Tribe is allowed to be attached by dogs and arrested for protecting THEIR land. Good job, world. But a fork in me because I am done.

“Terrorism declared legal for white people.”

This is what they were charged with:

so you’re cool dating a racist?

Why are you with such an open racist?

Had a similar experience with white men I’ve dated in the past who were very concerned that I’d also dated (and slept with) black men, especially if/when they realized it was more than one (maybe they can justify away one black penis, but multiple black penises is too much?)

I hope your efforts make a difference.

I can understand how non-car people would think that, I mean they are both orange.

Ask yourself why you feel it’s ok to remain friends with this person. This type of thing is why Trump got this far—if you still hang out with this person, you are tacitly accepting his racism.

More insulting that trying to cut their face open??

Is there some way I can detect warning signs of an impending toxic relationship?

Yep. It honestly would’ve been even more affecting to get some German and Turkish sounding names of the dead listed in there, for sure (I’m serious, not being sarcastic).

Friendly nitpick; in WW1 there were allies and central powers, no axis. :3

Fuck you. As a father of two girls who are great girls and could be returning from a nearby party at the house of friends, or a night out with said friends or doing whatever perfectly legal and reasonable thing they could be doing out of the house at 4AM without deserving to be blamed for being murdered, just fuck you.

If you were never out until 4 when you were 15, go upstairs and say hi to your mother for me.

“This is tragic, but...” is the tragedy-based version of “Not to sound racist, but...”

Productive people often get up earlier than, say, the average Kinja commenter.

I know, right?