This is the most passive-aggressive relegation in baseball history.

"Egads! Chris Kluwe made the best of a flawed situation as a student-athlete, committing minor ethical violations and helping some people along the way? There goes what was left of my regard for that guy!"

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

No kidding. Who doesn't love the self-righteous victimhood of complaining drivers don't look out for them while disobeying every traffic law in existence? It's as if they view putting their feet on their pedals with walking on water.

I'll take my chances on a banana flavored skittle over that bullshit they call "green apple". Fuckers need to go back to lime, like yesterday.

Gregg Popovich channels his inner Naismith: "Sometimes in timeouts I'll say, 'I've got nothing for you. What do you want me to do? We just turned it over six times. Everybody's holding the ball. What else do you want me to do here? Figure it out.' And I'll get up and walk away. Because it's true. There's nothing else…

He had to sit in uniform and barely move for a few hours, eh? And no skating was required... and he wasn't signed to a pro contract prior to this game.
As someone who is awaiting a lung transplant and on oxygen 24/7, it is somehow empowering to know that I am qualified and capable of being a back-up NHL goaltender.

The cold dead stare of a lifelong Buffalo sports fan.

The first big clue was the FBI discovered that Liston-Clay was a professional boxing match. After that breakthrough the goose was pretty much cooked.

Great reporting, Dave. You worked harder than the subjects of your article.

This is what happens when shirts vs 'Skins gets out of hand.

When to we get to see Cromartie playing with his kids?

Are funny racist jokes allowed? Like try this one on for size:

The best part was the aftermath, when LeBron got tossed for arguing the foul call... Sorry, I just popped in from an alternate universe where rules are enforced even against superstars playing at home.

In lieu of flowers, please consider a donation to your local Thrift Shop.

Never heard otherwise.

Science can't judge emotion, and Joe Buck is terrible because of his lifeless delivery. The best play by play guys rise to the importance of the moment. I'll never forget how he called the Helmet Catch like it was a 3rd down and 5 in the second quarter of a game played in Week 7.

Also despite the fact I do think Joe Buck is a good announcer I'm still almost certain him and Troy Aikman wake up in bed together on Monday mornings before going back to their wives.

Can't we just enjoy that Dallas, as a total unit, is comically inept in December? If they need 37, they're getting 36. If they need 10, they're getting 9. Don't ever change, Dallas.