Take my identity seriously, damnit!

Guns can't exist in Chicago. They have laws restricting them. Those gun laws create a magical barrier that prevents guns from entering.

I'd prefer Pence as President.

He just wants to fix your mental problem.

I gender identify as a bald eagle, so this day is special to me.

Sam, this was a shitty article.

Ew. Houston. The shame of Texas.

Hold on to that Band-Aid. They're expensive in Obamacare's era.

You're welcome to your wrong opinion.

Lol, I see mostly fat people on the Left. They're the ones crying on Tumblr about "body positivity" and how "everyone" is beautiful.

If malfeasance bothered you, why did your party run Hillary Clinton?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wi…

Hillary enjoyed letting them die.

You sound like a weird conspiracy theorist. It's best if you move away from your keyboard.

Giant tax cuts are needed. Our corporate tax rate is completely insane. Medicare does need to be fixed.

I'd prefer that. I'm a conservative. I want government to do nothing beyond protect us from foreign invaders.

Actually, you just live in a sanctimonious bubble. Most Leftists do. That's why there's all this wailing over Trump's win.

And they're entitled to do so. Every sovereign nation is entitled to do so. Mexico is far more serious about their immigration policies than we are.

I disagree with Breitbart as much almost as I do the commentariat of the A.V. Club (for different reasons).

Nope. It was pretty much a jumbled rambling mess.