Ed and Tyrone are both enormous douchebags that deserve any professional ill will that comes their way. Gj Apple.

Hmmm, should I write an actual article that takes creativity and ideas, or screenshot a bunch of Steam reviews people could look up themselves? Decisions, decisions....

It’s as simple as downloading 1 program, dude...

Worst taste out of all the Kotaku writers and that’s saying something.

Nailed it.

Zero effort article.

Damn, I guess SE’s check didn’t come in on time for the review.

Kotaku gets their check from EA for the “Yes”, not what is actually written.

People actually think breaking the TOS is illegal? I knew the comment section here was full of idiots, but that takes it to a whole new level.

No John Wick? Failist.

Stop putting quest spoilers in the review, you nitwit. Ruins the game and the review.

9 Lives is actually one of the best defensive items in the game. Once you know most of the enemy patterns, you are unlikely to take more than 1 hit on most rooms and you can use your lives as a resource if necessary.

Kids these days just don’t want to put it any work but still reap the rewards. Smh

Garbage “journalism”, full of conjecture and lies. A+ for Kotaku standards. Keep up the good work, Patty!

Why do black people need their own sports site? Reverse Racism at its finest.

Most people were, Kotaku is heavily paid for by Ubisoft so they kinda had to include it though. Same with Batman.

All multiplats, ports, and then you get Until Dawn and Bloodborne, one of which is a glorified movie. ThisThis console gen is certainly in contention for worst ever at this point.

Who does this garbage even appeal to? This isn’t Resident Evil.

So you have to 7 hours in the game and yet you wrote an article about the game and mentioned MGS as clickbait. Did I miss anything?

Dunky is “acclaimed” and a “celebrity”? I don’t even see how the writers of this drek could take themselves seriously.