Quick, kill him!

'Murican Brotastic Conference

Well, at least no Saabs were harmed.

Thousands of poor peoples' sofas are being burned in Durham tonight.

FOX NEWS FLASH - Black president makes dog go gay.

umm kay.. so the real question is what car do gay men prefer......

"Hey, ya wanna see an egg? I got one for the mom in the pic."

I got to drive one of those once on the old track at Richmond International Raceway (pre reconfiguration). I was a photographer for the State Fair and Lancia was taking it's last gasp at being in the US. It felt pretty sturdy, so can I understand why Rally drivers loved them.

"Humans are obviously unable to conform to a new paradigm of a thing on four wheels ."

Well, technically it's not a gas pedal.

Close enough... not digging the wheels though

and I demand an illustration from Torchinsky....stat.

This... again... and add a unicorn on the hood.

Pre April Fools...

Urine the wrong place Brewer's fans.

Arrgh... nibbles...

There are those who disagree and I'm sorry Mr. Taylor, that Rolls is hideous.

Heretic. I've owned four slant sixes in my time (yes I'm old) and while they weren't the most stylish, good handling or advanced cars - they were very reliable, tough and easy to work on.

Looks like one of Torchinsky's illustrations.

Last night's Chipolte meal is on its' way out.