Fucking FLEX with that Morgan in the shot and I’m here for it...

Bumps...

The Romans preferred to dangle a winged dick, known as a fascinus, from their chariots and carriages.

So in terms of 2021 Emmy consideration, Rhea Seehorn will have exactly the same effect on voters as she does when there’s a broadcast season.

Ha! I knew he was going to say that he was just accompanying them on the flight down, What a jagoff. So, to sum up:

To be fair, I wish more members of our government would closely chaperone the assholes who run Wall Street.

This slideshow format for comments is stupid.

You win. No one should be able to top landmines.

they knew what they had

Ughh, the 1995-2000 “everything is collectible” era. My parents saved EVERYTHING that was limited edition, no matter how shitty. Fucking beanie babies.

I hear the console is going to be called the uDraw 2.

The Canadian “casino magnate” has killed thousands of jobs, cut back on benefits/full-time positions, stopped providing hand sanitizer (pre-pandemic, but we touch so much dirty stuff that dirty people touch) eliminated free coffee/sugar/fountain drinks and removed the employee dining room. Cut security to about 1/5 of…

Always has been. Or at least, it seems like it’s been pretty core for decades?

All of these Trumpers melting down because they are facing legal consequences of an attempted coup need to quit their bitching. When you attempt a coup, you do it with the understanding that things will go very badly for you if you fail. They’re lucky they live in a country that will give them their day in court.…

In Soviet Russia, donuts eat you.

Keep in mind the Glomar Explorer.

That wasn’t nearly as pasty as I was expecting!

One of the priorities of congress should be to codify into law all the ‘norms’ Trump has violated with such fevered glee at every turn — including some extreme restrictions of who a president can pardon, when, and why, starting with nobody to whom a president has any personal, political, legal, or financial…

I have read the theory; I found it more of Trump exposing himself to unnecessary liability.

There’s an as yet untested legal theory that POTUS can’t pardon anyone between impeachment in the House and an acquittal in the Senate. The pardon clause in the Constitution is vague, but the notes taken during its writing say it’s to stop him from pardoning witnesses against him.