That was brilliant, the setup was downright excellent.  I can’t think of another running gag that has gone as long and worked so well.

with panoramic windows and a chauffeur

The “Montana Merge:” traffic entering a divided four lane 60 mph highway can’t wait for a big enough gap to build up speed, so they cut across the right lane to put their slow asses in the left lane until they match the flow of traffic.

Positively infuriating.

Super glad that the folks at Lifehacker are covering the audiovisual beat for G/O.  Maybe it will grow into it’s own sister site.

I am fairly certain that he was there to kiss Greg Gianforte’s ring for money.

if you give me nine thousand dollars i can get you a international scouty in two-three days tops

A lot of the birch ply that Ikea likes to use is made from Siberian birch.  Good luck with that.

If you’re headed north-south in Spokane, a Lime scooter would be the best pursuit vehicle.

I break the chain every time it’s offered. Someone else paid for my lowest-price-on-the-menu Americano? Great. Here’s what I was going to pay for it, plus a buck tip, keep it all, thanks.

...and Twitch streaming is high-level?

Pander to the lowest common denominator and you’ll make money.  That’s America.

Hand washing is a tyrannical HOAX! Washing your hands is what THEY want you to do! They want you to be afraid of your own hands!  There are natural alternatives to handwashing, like wiping them on your shirt!!!  Do your own research!!

This is on my top 3. Some people make their kids watch Star Wars. I made mine watch Little Buddha.

“I WANT ROOM SERVICE!”

We felt so cheated after watching it that we snuck into Die Hard 3 to try and get our money’s worth.  Lesson learned.

Truly.  You need to see Patrick Swayze in a Reagan mask throw a dog at Keanu Reeves.  I mean, that’s some Only Fans shit there.

It is the way.  I like the Honda Element’s version that has a panel that slides over the tailgate gap when it’s open.  The combination of the overhead hatch and smooth worksurface is awesome when you’re trying to work on gear while the weather’s precipitating.

I’d be okay with martyr.

It would be the greatest thing ever if Griffey called Pratt out on this.

Yeah, the warning paint is missing.  It’s been sanded off on the undercarriage of fifty rigs.

Just imagine how hard it’s going to be to find studded snows for that.

Welcome to the Rileys?