I do feel like a nine year old should know how to use a can opener.

However, it looks like this guy that I’ve never heard of before has forged new ways to be an ass that have nothing to do with parenting.

Tax-free. I see the same scrapyard off-grid demi-hoboes selling firewood in grocery store parking lots.  They’d rather live a rung above homelessness than get a job where they would be paying taxes and paying all that child support.

Unlike the Element, you won’t have to watch where you park to be able to open the side doors.

The Sienna is an excellent choice at a good price that leaves you some money in the budget to make a bad choice and put a completely unnecessary lift kit on it.

A star for posting my first thought.

What We Do in the Shadows of the Empire, coming soon to Disney+.

Just wait until Laszlo Calrissian, aka Jackie Tatooine, is revealed to be Lando’s mentor and the source of his adopted surname.

Hell, I’d love to see Jackie Daytona on The Mandalorian.

I was honestly more surprised and delighted by Mark Hamill’s appearance on a different TV show this year.

Prove this works.  Use it on Trump.

As a young person, I learned this lesson the hard way when I failed to strap a full keg in the back of my Isuzu pickup. At a hard stop, I just about got knocked out by the smack in the back of the head. Somehow, the rear window was unbroken when the bed crushed into the back of the cab, and the slider window never…

Thank you for all of the links.  I’m always pissed off by how short the public’s memory seems to be, and you have brought up the old shit they forgot.

The MAGA wedding in Eastern Washington, first week of November, has killed 24 people as of this week. That puts those nuptials towards the top of the body count list for attacks perpetrated by domestic terrorists this year.

Just roll down the windows at 150 mph and that stank will clear out real quick.

Also, he did a 180 to fakie, and a rail slide, IN A CAR!

even the spare tire is like, “fuck this, I’m outta here!”

They made their bed, and now they continue to shit in it.

They made their bed, and now they continue to shit in it.

Before I could afford my first car, I drove my grandmother’s hand-me-down 1978 Cutlass Supreme. At the same time, my first friend with a driver’s license got a 1969 T-Bird. Nothing really matches that disconnected, floaty feeling. And the sound dampening of thick carpet and velour upholstery. And the notion that…

It doesn’t seem strange to me that someone that was generally negligent would demonstrate it.

Taking it one step farther, people who don’t like assholes need to remember to stop giving them money, as they are going to use it to make the world worse. The employers that fired these people show how it’s done.

“...and I said horrible things that I truly regret.”

Yeah, I bet he does.