I am so northern european and lily-white that you’d probably cross the street if you saw me coming. I’ve actually, factually, been attempted-recruited by the Aryan Nations. And all I can say about this Lake Merritt Park event is that this is awesome. Unity is all about recognizing that those shit-ass park grills are…

If you’re on a flight to Williston, you fucked up.

“Which one of these buttons is for the penthouse?”

You are right, but the R is not a good value at this price.

It does, for now. The “shift flare” between 2 and 3 is there around 30 mph, though. The nearest dealers that can do the software update are ten hours away. When the weather’s better, I may try to take things into my own hands.

Mileage + price + potential repair costs = CP for sure.

I’m redecorating my office and I am very seriously considering printing a triptych of those Evan Vucci photos in very classy gold-painted frames.

Just got back from MOAB tonight. Good luck finding a patch of dirt big enough to park 25 Keeps for rent or sale.

RE: Drexel

You can make it with sheer willpower. We are rolling into Moab later in the week and will be keeping an eye out for Project Redwood by the roadside.

Is four the quantity of hosts on “Fox & Friends?”

Nah, go ahead and criticize him. He soiled his service record by (guess what?) misusing government funds for personal travel expenses. He also plastered the Seals logo on the side of his campaign RV, which is against the law.

I’m 100% certain that these tops are engineered quartz, not marble. It looks like the cheap commodity quartz from India or Vietnam. These are the kind of countertops you get so you can put “stone countertops” in a real estate listing without lying or spending much money.

If I want to buy non-ethanol fuel, I already have no choice but premium grade.

That’s a decent explanation.

None of us may survive until the next presidential election.

You forgot to precede your list with “Take a drink every time Sarah Huckabee Sanders says one of the following:”

The whole series was good, but the Ralph Gilles episode was the best one, and it will make you love him more.

Didn’t the Plymouth Prowler use a similar chassis design?

I have found that drivers in Los Angeles and Seattle are very skilled drivers that are just horrible human beings. Way too fast, way too close, but a really high number of miles are driven accident-free.