This schadenfreude special, a karmacopia of one-liners, is really great. Enjoy the buffet, folks, and don’t forget to tip your waitress!

I’m outraged by the blatant A&W product placement.

In that car I sure would, for the difference in handling.

Posting this story at 3:16 was a brilliant touch.

I am glad to see that I am not the only one who did that.

I am glad to see that I am not the only one who did that.

Does this new version retain the power switch function that requires your brother to hold his hand on the button for an hour until you finish your game?

Oh, yes. Can you dodge shit falling out of drunk driving white trash trucks, trust fund Ferraris with distracted drivers, moose, elk, 50,000 deer, all while driving on roads with shoulders as wide as Olive Oyl’s?

I own this model, as well as the ravioli attachment. There are only two noodle widths, which doesn’t bother me much, as I use it more for sheets of noodle for ravioli or pierogies. I have also used it to roll naan, twice, but it’s kind of narrow for that. The thickness adjustment is kind of janky, and I had initial…

I own this model, as well as the ravioli attachment. There are only two noodle widths, which doesn’t bother me much,…

The bicentennial celebration of the United States of America exists as a sort of proto-memory in my head, like the Iran hostage crisis, but Ronald Reagan’s win over Carter was the first acute news event I remember .

Are you suggesting that he’s the Michael Cimino of game development?

I believe I read somewhere that this innate radiance is what allowed Mitchell to locate her so easily in a dark house.

Well at least she run Bartertown. ...for a while.

Even though boxing has about as much integrity as New Orleans law enforcement, I’m still thinking a sanctioned boxing match is more legit than any MMA cartel’s Vince McMahon event.

She wasn’t obstructing, she was prematurely celebrating. Again.

I knew it was ACTING all along, because everyone knows that Lovitz’s wife is the lovely Morgan Fairchild.

Automotive Gehry-fication.

My wife owns a 2006 XRS. The engine is crazy with it’s 8k+ redline. It’s great for passing, but from a dead stop it is kind of sad. It’s been great for road trips. The engine has the word Yamaha on it. I once delivered an eight foot long countertop in this car with all doors and windows closed.

Atom Zombie Smasher. Set to 20000 and No Quarter. I still haven’t beat it yet. The CPFH (Cost Per Fun Hour) on this game has been pretty low, down there with FTL, Civ V, and Minecraft.

She’s never going to be on a Wheaties box again, and inertia has nothing to do with it.

If you get it, you’d better buy a new mouse to replace the one you’re going to wear out.