yo rusty you are dumb as fuck dogg

I love it so much when idiots accuse Gawker of constantly race-baiting, and then post comments to articles that have nothing to do with race, and don't mention race, and attempt to make it about race. And then fail to see the irony of it all.

"2 p.m. — VH-1 — Pulp Fiction

I remember when Madden added PSLs to their Owner Mode. So cool! Finally, the thrill of ripping off your fanbase, at your fingertips!

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."

Operator: "Tallahassee Police Department, how may I direct your call?"

"Round up the usual suspects"

It reminds me of that one Crichton book where he made a journalist he didn't like into a child molestor with a small penis, because he was a gigantic manbaby who could not handle disappointment

Good news is that the UPD and Tallahassee PD are investigating, so the criminals will be brought swiftly to justice.

What in the fuck did I just read?

OR it's her boyfriend, but her dad doesn't approve, and he is definitely watching the game.

Cabalanoo, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God…

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

It was only a matter of time before the signs of hip dysplagia began to emerge.

"Comedy" segments on pregame shows. Most pregame shows are, by themselves, bad. Adding a comedian whose best days are behind him to do a schtick just makes it worse. My Dad DVRing 17 weeks of FOX's NFL Pregame so he can show Frank Caliendo's segments to his friends makes me wish I was an orphan.

From her obituary at The Guardian:

Fool me once, shame on you.

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

Well, worse things have happened because of an incompetent son's daddy complex