It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I grew up racing on sailboats, and i prayed to never have to see one of those beautiful orange bastards in a time of need.

The coast guard is the lifeline of every single person on the open water. The navy is not coming to save your ass 60 miles offshore when your boat sinks.

BTW if you want to read a great book about…

Not the idiot we want, but the idiot we deserve.

Well, Lochte might not be a good representative of America, but at least he’s an accurate one.

Exactly. They blame Clinton despite repeated requests for more funding to protect and secure U.S embassies. The GOP congress not only shot down the requests, they slashed the existing funding by hundreds of millions of dollars. It is sickening how they wiggle out of this and have the temerity to blame Hillary Clinton.…

Ok, I get it. This is exciting! You haven’t flown since before 9/11. How fun for you. But I’m going to avoid you like the plague. Your cluelessness in the security line is too great a stressor. I’m not sure why we have to take off our shoes, take out our liquids, and every other little bit of security theater, but I…

Nope. You nailed. And in all seriousness, the terrorists have won.

So far this morning it appears that the waits might be that bad. Passengers at both Midway and O’Hare are posting their line photos to Twitter and Instagram using the hashtag #IHatetheWait, which was started by a trade organization representing most major airlines.

Yup. Under audio books, science fiction.

TSA rules haven’t really changed since the shoe bomber. People need to stop being “surprised” they can’t take a giant cup of coke through security and have to remove their shoes.

In fairness, there DO seem to be plenty of folks who wait in the long line and then, when it's finally their turn, take freaking forever to get their shit through because they have pockets full of change, jewelry all over, a jacket, a belt, tall laced boots that are double-knotted and three bags (each with a laptop).…

I’ve gotten lucky, but I’ve never had a bad experience at the DMV. It’s always been quick and painless.

An alternate headline for this piece is “AMC Cedes Only Advantage Theaters Have Over a Good Home Theater System.”

I’m playing in the Dodgeball World Cup this weekend. I’m pretty confident even if we win, my siblings will still find a way to make every tweet about their kids.

Yeah, must be horrible to have a POTUS that doesnt send you and your buddies to war on a whim, right?

On the bright side, you were real. You were you. You were comfortable and open just as you would be around your typical friend. I’m sure it didn’t help your cause, but if she was gonna be turned off by you acting that way, it would’ve happened sooner or later anyway. In a way, you may have dodged the crazy bullet.

I would be happy to watch a video YOU made about this topic. But if I come to this website I shouldn’t have to watch some other fuckers video to get the information I clicked on the damn title to get.

I guess you think this article is about other people.

How the fuck does a “college student” afford all that shit? I think one of those monitors cost what I paid for a semester of room and board...