Some serious water retention here.

The Infinity QX56. I don’t know exactly where, but the whole thing just looks like it’s not supposed to fit together.

Really with 14 cars I was assuming he was oil money from the UAE or some such.

Goddammit, now I have to fortify my uranium refining centrifuge plant. Mondays are the fucking worst.

I have actually owned a V70 before so yeah, I’m with you. The XC90 has it beat from an interior perspective though.

Buying a Volvo will piss off your ex girlfriend because it screams “I’m stable and have settled down,” which is priority #1 for women past the college years, and she’s missing out on the ability to stop working, pop out babies and get fat.

Ever met a woman? It is the only car that makes sense on this strange list*, bar the stickered fertility van that didn’t make it.

Definitely. A woman in a XC90 Polestar. Or a woman in a XC90. Or a woman.

volvo. says: “i broke up with you and am ready to start a family with the next one i meet... which isn’t you”

I applaud your ability to somehow be 10% of the way out of the gray.

OMG so hot! That grille; a black shape within a chrome one of roughly the same proportion and between the headlights...so innovative!

It was unique and fearless, you have to give it that. Nissan, in all their efforts to be the blandest of the bland, made a car that checks a set of otherwise mutually exclusive boxes on the rental car website.

Oh yes he went there.

I have to agree. Saab has a very loyal fan base, but GM hates us. It was GM that caused Saab to die. Rebranding Opels may have worked for the final couple years of Saturn, but taking an Opel, slapping a Saab badge on it and hiking the price shows that they didn’t give a damn about the cars they made. Then trying to…

My friend restored a Scout and painted it sassy grass green, I wish I had a picture I could post but I do not. But anyways it has to be one of the coolest 4x4’s that I have seen, he also uses it for what it was made to do, instead of having carpets he coated the floors in bed liner so it wouldn’t rust and he can just…

I believe I said that a few days ago, and generally got pooh-poohed. This isn’t about need, this is about want.

5th Gear:

That’s crazy talk. NJ’s favorite move is the Jersey slide...instead of merging into the right lane from the entrance ramp, they “slide” across both lanes into the left because apparently that’s the only lane one can drive in on the highway.

No self respecting barbecuer confuses grilling with BBQ.