I agree with her about the holiday wedding rant. Which makes me feel dirty agreeing with her.

For any Bravo’s Southern Charm fans out there, this reminded me of that “website” that Landon dreamt up and even got a meeting with Lockhart Steele. Nevermind that she was just saying words that sounded like a website.

Exactly, and considering that there’s probably other pet owners on the plane (without their pets) that may be covered in pet dander and/or a pet was under her seat on the prior flight. Kicking the pets off the plane due to her life threatening allergy isn’t going to get rid of all the other contaniments that could be…

I’d like to apply #3 to civil asset forfeiture as well.

Will it have E.T.? That really should be a question on everyones’ mind.

I’m kinda of thrown that one of the metrics, or ways people thought to “vote” on this issue, is by purchasing NFL jerseys.

Can we add him to the no-good fire chief list?

Just like in days of thunder!

At least they’re not calling it “Korean Deli.”

Does this mean that Google is done fucking around with where the shopping list for the google home can be found? I think’s in Google Express now, but that could change.

Living in Boston and not a Pats fan - this was a glorious Friday morning.

The other headline is that USA Today does actual reporting.

The BMW X4/X6 and their MB cohorts GLC/GLE Coupe.

The audio book drove me up the wall - the reading aloud of the instant messenger chats was tedious.

I listened to Ready Player One on Audible and initially liked it. To the point where I even recommended it to a friend. About half way through, I realized that it was a trite piece of shit and, as an audiobook, incredibly painful to listen to (the fucking instant messenger chats read aloud - sweet jesus). I was so…

“understanding atypical procedural processes” is a lot different that engaging in atypical procedural processes. Each state, and in some cases, each county has different rules and procedures that local attorneys understand in order to navigate the local courthouse bureaucracy. Who you call and how you request, let’s…

“...but I would ask that you would put my family in your thoughts and prayers... .” Was she shot? I thought Republican officials only trotted out the “thoughts and prayers” trope after mass shootings?

Glide is your friend. Put it on your chafey parts.

Most mentally gruelling -

I’m glad he made sure to put the emails in the context of “before the current Russia fever was in vogue.” Because the “current Russia fever” isn’t at all result of suspicions of the Trump campaign engaging in behavior allegedly shown in the emails.