Exactly. The NHL diluted what was a unique event into just another outdoor hockey game.

Prob around the same time that people stopped knowing how to calculate 10%.

Pure Gold. Like an SNL skit but real.

No jokes about shit filled cruise ships? I'm disappointed in each and every one of you.

Since it doesn't list Wegmans, you know it is a hack job. Weggies = golden deliciousness.

It's really too bad that running clothes manufacturers don't market and sell brightly colored clothing that you can wear to avoid getting hit by a car or, I don't know, shot. Oh wait.

Maybe he lost a contact lens?

The asshats who stab other people at car shows are, IMHO, the worst kind of assholes you meet there. http://jalopnik.com/5509936/a-hist…

I'm a big fan of Back on My Feet and raised money for them during my last marathon. They work with the homeless and people in recovery populations by encouraging exercise as way to achieve self-esteem and to get back on your feet. Check out their website for a better explanation: www.backonmyfeet.org

No Turkey Brine kits in this years catalog? Because one really needs to buy a kit from W&S instead of, I don't know, putting a fucking turkey in a mixture of kosher salt, water, and some herbs. Maybe throw in some apple juice and/or bourbon if you really want to impress.

The parents of an ex-GF gave me a monogrammed steak brand. It's awesome. The ability to impart my initials on steak I'm serving my guests is the best thing I got out of that relationship.

Side note - WTF has Tim Cook done? Does applying the "if it ain't broke don't fuck with it" strategy when you take over as CEO make eligible for man of the year?

No shout out to its role in "Get Shorty"?

What this whole exchange shows is how childish the STLPD acts when their authority and perception of an event is challenged.

How much of the $1mm house do they actually own versus the what the bank owns...

What you neglected to mention and what I find the most amazing part of this story is that there's a town in New York called Horseheads. That has a Wal-Mart.

This is the first I've heard about tipping Uber drivers. My understanding that with Uber, everything is included, everything meaning the tip too. I'm not sure I've met a single person that tips their Uber driver either.

Upside is that Del Zotto won't need the help of porn star Lisa Ann to find him a date in Vegas.

Didn't Second Life jump the shark once it was referenced in "Hot Tub Time Machine"?

My biggest problem with Guy Fieri is that he's a 46 yr old man who dresses like an 18 yr old in 2007.