Girl. No. This is a bad take and you should feel bad about it.

I have not listened to Jagged Little Pill in a very long time, but don’t ruin it for me. What’s next on your list? Pieces of You by Jewel?

Oh weird. Geri isn’t psyched that Mel B outed her and shared private information with fucking Piers Morgan and several million other people? 

Just put a mannequin in a Little Black Dress on stage. It’ll have exactly the same amount of charisma and sing better harmonies!

Cory and Rosario, take a seat. You’ve been upstaged! 

I got kinja’d.  Sorry friends.

“Southern home”? The Jonases are from New Jersey.

Should’ve titled it Divas. After all, they’re the female version of hustlers.

My motto in life is “One up from the cheapest.” I want that to be my headstone. It’s a great way to choose a bottle of wine.

It must be tiring to get so annoyed with innocuous stuff like that. Artistic license? Heavens no! Totally makes sense for that to be the final straw.

I thought this was Black Widow speaking over the trailer the whole time. I was dang girl, your accent changes like your hair.

All those over the knee boots are pleather?

if I had a dime every time someone told me “we can’t afford it, we can’t afford it, even with a scholarship we can’t afford it,” when I was applying to colleges....

I don’t know a more embarrassing OJ to come out of USC.

My sympathies go out to Huffman’s older daughter, who today learned that her parents think she is either the family fuckup or much less intelligent than her younger sister.

Who knows if/how long this marriage will last but damn are they not an excellent match for each other. Aside from the physical, they have similar backgrounds and upbringing, both have similar aged children from a previous marriage, both are business/brand savvy, and they are both in similar places on their respective f…

I think that was the point of her accent, though.  It was part of the joke.

I actually really love that she’s talking about this. I had a shitty review at work this week, and feel like a total failure at life. To think that someone as respected and established as Juianne Moore could be fired kinda makes me think “you know what, no one is immune from this shit.” I know the shame she’s probably…

He flat out denies that he’s had sex with anyone under the age of 17

I believe I can lie.