all i know she dated a short golfer and couldn’t wear high heels and her game is super boring

And a different fiance

Anyone with even a passing interest in action movies should have learned one simple rule by now: Never bet against James Cameron.

Cameron is just waiting for the right time to reintroduce the blue papyrus font back in theaters.

I have no idea what the first part of your sentence means, but talking to Busy is awesome. 

I’ve just been pronouncing XXXtentacion extension and that’s fine I think.

The Joaqer

Take away all of that and the main fail factor for me is that they’re born again Hillsong Christians or some shit, pimped out by their fame whore parents. I quite like Hailey - she’s vocal about disagreeing with her dad’s politics and seems relatively chill. I want better for her.

That instagram caption is bonkers and none of those reasons are reasons to get married. 

he loves hailey. he hates punctuation. 

Erika Christensen: When you can’t afford Julia Stiles.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Here’s your periodic reminder that Benicio del Toro has a kid with Kimberly Stewart. Never stops being bizarre to me.

He was a piece of shit that doesn’t deserve respect. Nothing of value was lost here.

It’s Monica and Richard all over again!

Rebounding? Pony too tight?

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

wait what fucking year is this?

He died??!

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.