Erika Christensen: When you can’t afford Julia Stiles.

“When you saw only one set of footprints,
It was then that I carried Ariana Grande.”

Here’s your periodic reminder that Benicio del Toro has a kid with Kimberly Stewart. Never stops being bizarre to me.

He was a piece of shit that doesn’t deserve respect. Nothing of value was lost here.

It’s Monica and Richard all over again!

Rebounding? Pony too tight?

Yeah, he’s in the same category for me as Bill Murray - the “Celebs That People Love But Are Actual Dickweeds In Real Life And I Can’t Understand Why Folks Like Them” category. Or, to make things easier, CTPLBAADIRLAICUWFLT.

wait what fucking year is this?

He died??!

I don’t know, allowing people to post pictures with their guns seems like a good way to quickly weed out the people I never, ever, ever, want to go with on a date.

Wow, not chatting with Ryan Seacrest about who made their stupid fucking dress is almost exactly like MLK or Gandhi.

Holy COW Alicia Silverstone’s son looks just like her.

Ridiculous punctuation aside, mother! is one of the most heartbreakingly honest movies about the planet/human race that I’ve ever seen. It tackles war, climate change, poverty, women’s rights, and so much more in a wholly unique way, with a strong performance by Jennifer Lawrence at the center. I really don’t get the…

Barry should embrace it, because them screwing up his win is by far the most memorable thing about Moonlight.

My mom died on this date in 2007, actually, and an ex of mine “heard about it through the grapevine” (he used that terminology) and reached out with condolences. It seemed fake and self-serving, especially since we had an oddly contemptuous breakup where he dumped me and then behaved for months and years afterwards as…

Was fully prepared to hate. Still hate her taking over the intercom to force unenthused chanting like every camp counselor ever but who among us hasn’t dreamed of doing the Bridesmaid bit on a plane?

I’m Americas Sweetheart and I will destroy this plane if you don’t love me.

Don’t do shit like this, JLaw. We’re friends but this is bullshit.

Good career move.

Thank you.