The Carly Rae Jepsen reference in the headline was more entertaining than any portion of this episode.

I don’t watch this show, but is that a Carly Rae Jepsen reference in the title??

I feel really bad I would totally fuck him in a Grindr hookup.

Cardi Bs song sucked. Not sure where all the hype around her came from but my god I feel like I’m being punked.

I like Portugal and I’m a DJ so that counts for something.

For a very long time I’ve felt like anything involving Ian mostly involves fans having to come up with reasons for his behavior (either because the show won’t or because the show does a terrible job when it tries), as the character repeats the same unpleasant beats over and over and Cameron Monaghan mostly just goes…

How is she so right about so many things, and so wrong about Depp?

Take your star and get out.

No nominations for The Good Place or Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, but the insipid Will & Grace revival is up for Best Comedy?

“she’s ‘genuinely happy’ to have Depp in the movie.”

It’s a lot of mental gymnastics to go from his admission of guilt to he’s a decent guy, but, sadly, this is not the first time I’ve seen that happen.

I was not prepared for blonde Black Widow.

Double Standard? no one is callong this female abuser’s husband a liar or blaming him.

Is there anyone in that cast that ISN’T fucked up at this point?

I don’t know, his “Russia is leaking this” one was pretty rough.

In the multitude of current sexual assault and harassment accusations, perhaps none is more disappointing (so far) than the accusation against George Takei.

Isn’t that why the Flash standalone movie is going to be based on Flashpoint? So they can selectively reboot anything they want from the universe.

The Suicide Squad Harley Quinn is definitely into pegging.

Well yeah, what with the major media outlets being paid off by Marvel.

I like Jon Stewart but I do think he probably owes an apology to Dan Ackerman, the University of Chicago student who asked him that Louis question last year.