And her little arc in 3o Rock! I like that she has a sense of humor about herself. Surprising comedic chops.

Whoa now, are you expecting people who call themselves Christian to understand what Christ was about? That’s crazy talk.

I’ve been wanting to see Heard in a kickass superhero role since I first saw her in Drive Angry, although i was thinking Black Canary or Catwoman rather than Mera.

In fact, I’ve now decided to combine aspirin with vaseline and gummi bears to create a new prescription edible suppository which I will market for $10,000/month. You all can support this at my GoFundMe account.

I work with a dude who doesn’t believe Amber Heard, says she’s “crazy”, she’s trying to destroy Depp’s career..

I read “Ashley Benson” as “Amber Benson” and was excited that she rated a DirtBag. Now I’m just sad.

Same, when she left him, still pregnant, it was before the rest of us knew about the depths of his depravity but I assumed it must be something terrible to make her take such immediate action. She bailed in spectacular self caring fashion.

American wine makers ruined the reputation of rosé by making it sweet (think white zinfandel). The dry French rosés are simply amazing. I can’t get enough of them in the summer.

THIS. Oh my God. The party of fiscal responsibility my ENTIRE ASS.

No, it’s actually a crucial part of this whole mess. If the Repugnicans don’t get this attached tax cut through by, I think, September 1st, any tax cuts would have to pass the Senate by 60 votes instead of 51. They’ll NEVER pull that off. So they have to attach the tax cuts for the 1% to a bill that cuts spending.…

She’s applying for a mortgage, obviously. Where’s my fucking star?

Damn, universe, you can’t let Mary-Louise Parker catch a dang break?

I’m pretty sure I just heard Caine’s voice in a commercial for foot fungus medication?

Couldn’t be happening to a nicer guy.

He is not mistaken. He is stupid.

Perry is mistaken. Oceans moderate the world’s temperature.

He doesn’t think the adopted child will think of him as a father, and he has a hard time thinking that child is his.

Oh God I’m so into Kevin Spacey. The bad thing is, I only REALLY started thinking he was hot once I saw him play actual monster Frank Underwood. Does this point to some underlying issues? DON’T ANSWER THAT.

That seems like a perfectly Kevin Spacey thing to do and I love it. He knows everyone gossips about his sexuality; he’s played queer characters for decades and been in the Hollywood rumor mill his entire professional life. He doesn’t owe the public ANY details about his personal life and he knows it! To me this does…

And the second part reads “Even if he blows all his money on weed, I will still have fat stacks of cash and a child army to dispatch against my haters one fine day”.