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Funny that people act like Beyonce is slumming in this duet when Sheeran actually sounds significantly better than she does. His voice is gorgeous here and hers is shrill.

Can we cancel this and get the ‘Dragon Tattoo’ sequel we deserve? Plz?

It’s a wacky but pleasant surprise that Jonathan Groff ended up being the breakout star from ‘Glee’ and also seems totally normal. We must protect him.

I have no issue with her calling out ‘Knocked Up’ for being sexist and trope-y, because it fucking was. Had that happened in 2017 she’d probably be hailed as a hero for sticking to her guns.

With Fiona swearing off meaningless Tinder hookups I guess it was only a matter of time before an ex showed up, but I don’t get why it has to be him. He was the one relationship she’s had since Jimmy that ended because the dude screwed it up rather than Fiona wrecking it. His relapse was all on him, so what’s left to

This was probably the best episode of Shameless since season 4. The show still has problems (Ian, Debbie) but the Lip storyline is finally going somewhere, Fiona is both maturing and also returning to the likable scrapper she was in the early goings, and Frank (sorry, I mean Francis) finally gets something new to do.

Her tribute was fine, and people (or, more specifically, Twitter) should stop giving Christina shit for being up there when she was chosen by Whitney’s family to do it. Her tribute was respectful and she sounded decent considering she was probably hella nervous.

I really thought “I’ve never had an abortion but I wish that I had” was the dumbest possible thing that could come out of her mouth. She sure showed me.

I mean it’s about as funny as ‘The Martian,’ which was nominated in the Comedy/Musical category at the Globes.

So he admitted to grabbing the penises of dudes who “were skiddish” or “needed to be persuaded” but it’s totally fine because he didn’t do it at work guys!

Of course they’ve forgotten. It took them like four episodes to forget they gave Fiona an arm tattoo.

Can she get rid of Affleck too?

The ‘New Taylor’ gimic was just that - a joke. Did you listen to the album? Because I didn’t get “scorned lover” from any of the songs on Reputation. She’s pissed off in a couple of them, but not in the “I Knew You Were Trouble,” I-hate-Joe-Jonas kind of way.

Of course his statement seemed genuine, writing pretty things is what he’s good at. But he doesn’t get brownie points for appearing genuinely contrite when it took five women going on the record in a NYT expose for him to own up to it. He might be genuinely sorry - I don’t know, the words “I’m sorry” are nowhere to be

She pulled the same stunt she did with ‘1989’: put out kitchy, repetitive singles first and save the real killers for after the album’s out. She’s smart enough not to waste an ‘I Knew You Were Trouble’ or ‘Blank Space’ as a first single because she knows that anticipation alone will drive whatever she puts out to No.

Honestly, this album is her best party trick yet. An album that was supposed to be her big ‘fuck you’ in a lame celebrity feud is actually filled with moving self-reflection with her sense of humor remaining intact. Loved every second of it.

Three fingers of gin and some ice cubes. Actually, leave the bottle plz

Well, it’s fabulously written, and I’d expect nothing less. But it’s too late, and it does very little in the way of actual apologizing.

Due process is kind of irrelevant in the court of public opinion, no?

Couldn’t have said it any better.