David likes to bluster like, “A million bucks? pfffttt....That’s tip money. I understand big numbers! I drive a Dodge Stratus.”

Sounds delicious.

Why can’t you believe it, though?

I like it when you give that navy guy some shit.

That’s because you are a right wing chud and you should be shot in front of a firing squad.

Was Bernie in cahoots with the Russians...and did Hollywood’s Susan Sarandon broker the collusion?

I just mentioned this! Nike has terrible labor practices.

Ha! Hilarious.

Putin told Trump to import Chinese malware and Trump is doing it.

Well said.

Hmmm...this sounds sketchy.

Well I am probably beating a dead horse here, but it’s because Putin has sown such division in America that every conceivable thing is not politicized.

That struck me as well. Big corporations should hold out for far bigger bribes than that to place their manufacturing facilities in American cities.

Isn’t it obvious what’s going on here, comrades?

Out where exactly?

Rachel, huh?

Instead of taking the *Sanford Prison experiment as a warning, the CBP has made it SOP.

It’s simple.

I think you are right.

Obama was probably the greatest President in the history of America.