Cut Chris Evans.
Paste Tiff Needell.

Best/only sub 5k sleeper I could find on ebay:

Empty seats is far worse than emissions. You got the typical traffic jam full of 7-8 seater vehicles with only one pinche pendejo driving it. Worst of all, they are all going to the same general area of town. One Tahoe or XC90 full of humans can emiminate 5 -6 vehicles off the road thus saving fuel that could be used…

Non-precious hot rods,

Connor Cook’s dad always calls the POTUS “Barack HUSSEIN O'Bummer".

This also needs to be a thing;

I see a replenishing drinks cabinet.

I’m just tweeting Harris GIFs at him, a la:

Fine. Amazon Pulley-With-Teeth

If only I had a LITTLE more time . . .

I’ve composed a poem/insane person rant using all of Drew’s all caps words:

this. The CGT isn’t the car that killed Paul Walker, it’s the car that Paul Walker died in after it was driven irresponsibly. When a person dies texting and driving in a Camry, the Camry isn’t “the car that killed [texter]”...

I posit that this qualifies as an exotic.

My all morons are just fine, thank you very much.

I do; I actually shortened it to not be quite so obnoxious. Full list here.

You should have told your brother to stop going to Cars and Coffee after the first crash.

Go play SpinTires on the PC it's pretty fun... And grueling

The theatre: where fans are deliberately placed to where they can potentially interfere with the play.... then get kicked out of the theatre for interfering with the play, as if the possibility of it happening never even occurred to anyone before.

Gotta keep a close eye on that reciprocations per minute gauge

Or you could just show up in a Mustang golf cart and the other golfers will just let you play through, if they know what’s good for them.