For now on all cars that go out of control due to asshattery are said to be doing so because of Rule #1.5

I seen them first on Lexus LS back in 07. Makes sense under very heavy traffic

an rx300 in its natural habitat:

this picture makes me very grateful for the small block chevy

Wasn't it Clarkson who said your automotive life isn't complete until you've owned an Alfa?

Williams-Martini

How about a 10 year subscription to Jalopnik Gold?

Anytime I see one of these videos, of a street bike with studded tires on a frozen lake, I just think, "Man, that is one of the most badass things ever."

This is a poorly constructed experiment. Is there even a control group?

They didn't mention the awesomest feature... The time bar on the traffic light to indicate how long the light was going to take to change. Not sure how this would be accomplished in real life, but it would be freaking sweet to know when the light was going to change ahead of time so you wouldn't waste gas if it was…

The guy with 10 time out dolls against his 1957 Chevy.

Honda CRX

I'd say that's a far cry from all the things you can try...

Note that the Subaru's wheels are not touching the ground.

Hey guy, you should read your own website. http://jalopnik.com/if-the-jeep-la…

I tweeted at you from @CKFairbanks, but my suggestion is better explain in more than 140 characters.

Takata cut them a great deal on some excess inventory.

Where are the airbags?

The Golf R400 drivetrain and suspension, but in sheep's clothing:

(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…