I don’t hate it, but it’s been orange for the last 13-ish years that I’ve been here. It’s either a sign of something good, or something bad.

Why is Jalopnik green?

Most likely scenario: They already found us, they’re just staying the fuck away (for obvious reasons). 

I dig it.

“what makes you think it was intended to be an off-roader?”

It’s stupid in just about every single imaginable way, but honestly, I think it’s the best vehicle they sell with that motor. The Challenger/Charger twins would be basically the same with 600-500 horsepower, The Durango is a pile of garbage no matter what motor it has, the Jeep GC Trackhawk is an off roader that can’t…

Cool!

“the FIA and the ACO — the sanctioning bodies that help put on the race — actually require new drivers like Johnson to run through a pre-race simulator session”

You phrase the article title in the past tense, then list a bunch of cars that haven’t dropped their initial brand yet. Great job. 

My brothers 1989 Cutlass Ciera did that in 1998 and we didn’t need no stinkin recall.

This is a good take. 

An oxymoron.

Because Porsche is pedantic about their naming. GT cars can’t be convertibles (but they can be SUVs for some reason?) because you can’t “race” convertibles on a track.

That’s fine, I’ll just keep not buying a Ferrari until they do. 

If it’s a red light camera that can issue a ticket, it becomes much more effective, much quicker. My guess is running a red light in a school zone is fairly hefty fine.

“Tobacco Money Fueled Formula 1 thru the 80's and 90's”

“555 for rally”

Alcohol and Tobacco

I like the name. 

Who’s going to stop you?