Adding this to the list of reasons to dislike Jimmy Johns. The owner of one near us gives discounts to military members (which is cool, whatever) but lately he has progressed to giving anyone in an Armed Forces uniform free meals (insists on it actually) and he stares at them while they eat with a super creepy,…

Because people get a greater satisfaction of "I'm here, and you're not", doing it in near real time. "This is what paradise looked like three hours ago". There's the satisfaction of their location being automatically tagged in the post, "Location: Hawaii", look at me I'm in Hawaii.

I'm too old and don't understand. Why do photos need to be uploaded within seconds? What's impossible about simply waiting until later and uploading them as a batch?

I know a lot of people are rooting for Daryl to be gay, but I just can't hope for that, because Daryl + Carol 4 lyfe.

Luckily, as a feminist I doubt any cannibals would want to eat me at all, what with being so bitter.

I had opposing counsel in a case send me a nasty letter yesterday accusing me of lying to the court on the record during a settlement conference. Turns out he was unfamiliar with his own case and the existing orders already in place. He had made up a scenario in his head that didn't exist. So. I sent him a rage-filled…

BLESS YOU! I hope everyone at your office appreciates you. I don't know what I would do without my legal secretary. He is the best in the world.

I'm a legal secretary and watching law shows makes me want to scream so I don't. What they don't show is the support staff scrambling to get in touch with the clerk, juggling 10 other cases at once and managing to some how find out what the partners want to take to trial. Emergency trips on the metro to meet the…

i like shonda. she's a badass, strong, creative woman and i find everything she says super admirable, and i like that she gets trolly and super sarcastic at times.

I spent most of my 20's chasing the 90's version of the Cool Girl (lots of flannel, Doc Martins and chain smoking Camels while reading Proust). It is as much a phase for 20 something guys as it is for women. I can't even say it is a BAD thing, just being in one's 20's makes us do such things. Of course, if you are…

I'm a frilly kind of gal with conventional female looks, and I often get told that I'm a guy in a woman's body, which is intended as a compliment. I think it's because I have Asperger's, which has been defined as "extreme male brain" by some, therefore seeming even stranger in a woman. I don't know if I'm a "cool…

IT WAS COLD!

A quote often attributed to Jeff Goldblum is, "It's embarrassing if you do get an erection; it's embarrassing if you don't get an erection." Another quote from back in the 60's, and damn if I can remember who said it (I think a British actor), as he climbed into bed with an actress to film a sexy scene: "Madam, I…

I'm going to say "great fucking" the next time I have sex.

Except that Witherspoon lacks the restrained elegance of Rosemund Pike, which I think was quite crucial for large parts of the film.

Don and Sloan are the best two characters on the show. I like that they're boning.

Until we universally agree Yelp can go suck it, just leave good reviews for the local businesses that matter to you. Thanks for watching out for your pooch's spot!

I work at a doggy daycare/boarding place, and I can personally attest that has been all over us like a cheap nasty suit. When we started getting Yelp reviews they were 100% positive out of 10-15. We got one really nasty review from one of those pissed-off customers who was never going to be happy, because those people…