As soon as I saw VA. We just keep screwing over our vets. I may get ripped for this, but I probably would not go to an Indian therapist, because of cultural differences. I've had good therapists and bad therapists, pretty evenly divided between male and female. All ages, but the better ones were over 50. I think that…

thank you for your well-thought-out and grammatically correct comment! i was definitely speaking literally and, quite honestly, had no idea that any structure aside from national monuments and the white house existed in DC. i was pretty sure people slept in pits in the ground. however, i have been enlightened and am…

right??? i was talking with a friend who had just come back from DC. i mentioned that i've heard it's a lot more urban than you'd expect. "do you mean there's a lot of black people there?" i was like NO I HEARD IT'S LIKE AN ACTUAL CITY AND THAT'S NOT WHAT I WOULD EXPECT! LIKE THERE ARE BUILDINGS BESIDES THE MONUMENTS…

So out of my med school class, we had exactly ONE guy go into OB/GYN and it was because his father and grandfather were both obstetricians.

She was forced into porn as a last resort to pay for school.

Celebrity news is so weird to me, because I tell myself that I don't care, and then I click. Then I find "woman has long hair" (side note, Bossip: she's not 'showing off her newly long locks'. She is doing something while having hair. If I walk down the road for a venti salted caramel mocha, I'm not 'showing off'…

OMG...I hope you're not a horrible bitch like every other woman I've ever encountered! What could the common factor be? ANSWER ME!

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to get these kinds of messages, ladies. Sometimes you have to wait months or even years to find out you've been dating an asshole, but these guys just let you know right away. It's practically a public service!

I was more excited about King Richard III under a parking lot, but this is cool too. All those guys with metal detecters on the beach should really be walking around British malls...

You aren't doing anything wrong, per se, but you are treating yourself badly, and using him as a tool to do it.

we sold those (and the bull penis kind) at my old job. Many of our customers didn't know what they were, and one day a customer told us his dog kept trying to swallow them whole and was gagging on them. I had a hard time keeping a straight face...

My new puppy's favorite rawhide is "buffalo pizzle"... which I had to Google. It's a god damn BUFFALO PENIS. I'm really not sure how I feel about this. I've been spoiling her rotten, trying to find toys and rawhides that she'll like because she stuck her nose up at a few things that have since been donated to my Mom's…

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

Skoda is mostly just confused. "Why are you screaming, small human?"

Sorry, Liam. That is not beard flaunting. This is beard flaunting:

I don't know why all of you weirdos are so upset about this: I'm feeling empowered as fuck right now.

A friend growing up had a dad who raised exotic animals for meat (think ostrich steaks and stuff), and he decided to show off their pet joeys. He tried to do this and the thing's claws came out like Freddie Kruger and scratched his arms so badly that he had over 100 stitches. #notalljoeys

Toddlers and cat in fridge, butter on countertop.

my lactose intolerance doesn't let me have butter.

Does this mean I should change the name of my restaurant's famous "Chicken 'Pol Pot' Pie"?