Just wait until CNN tries to one up them by using a holographic Wolf Blitzer to interview the family while they plan for the wake.

Hell yeah! My boys be chilling all up in it!

for your consideration: my baby shower invitation

Jesus Christ Lindy that clip!

This is my guinea pig Buddy (Rosebud). Wouldn't you say he is also pleasant? Behind him is Andy (Misandry).

They were roommates at Julliard. I love this picture - they were so young and jazzed that they were both so successful.

"I was hanging upside down, and I looked and saw a blue scrub hat and yellow gown and heard this Russian accent. There was Robin Williams being some insane Russian doctor. I laughed, and I knew I was going to be all right."

It's like having the ultimate Mean Girl whispering in your ear all the time telling you you're worthless, that the world would be better off without you. But it lies. It lies more than any politician ever could. Depression is a fucking asshole.

Robin Williams was a true treasure, and I'll miss him powerfully. Please, anyone reading this story who is struggling with feelings of depression or hopelessness, you're not alone and there are always people who can help you. The National Suicide Prevention Hotline can be reached at any hour at 1-800-273-8255.

I'm going to miss the shazbot out of that guy.

It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."

There are so many things I want to say. I was there both at the peaceful vigil last night and again this morning passing out bottles of water. I'm being tailed by some right wing, racist trolls, so my comment probably will unwittingly turn into a shit fest but let me tell you, the truth on the ground is: There are lot…

I'm in the middle of this company tech thing, but I want to say this: this is exactly the right thing to do when people aren't paying proper attention to a real problem; it's not something I completely ignored but I obviously didn't give it proper attention, and I'm sorry about that; give me about 24-48 hours to…

Yup. The other day I saw a street fashion shot with a thin pretty twenty-something woman who was wearing jean-overalls and sneakers. When you're thin and in NY it's FASHION, if you're above a size two and anywhere else it's a crime against fashion. Funny how that works.

Prior to Kinja, I headed the trollpatrol team for Jezebel, as many people here know. We dealt with rape gifs, violent pornography, racism, and harassment regularly, but there was a system in place with which to have it reported and dealt with. Banning didn't usually result in the same person immediately making a new…

I just want to write dude, not dismiss bloody rape gif trolls every day. It is the worst part of our jobs to hear from commenters that they can't discuss, say, a teen girl being great at Little League without some person boasting a burner account using the collective comment thread as a chance to harass people.

It honestly breaks my heart a little bit that this post even needs to exist — but the manner in which this has been handled (or not handled, really) by HQ is pathetic. Not reporting on it feels hypocritical, so here we are.

For what it's worth, I want to apologize to our readers who are forced to interact with these violent gifs regularly. The point of Kinja is to create a better platform for discussion and those discussions CANNOT happen when you're inundated by such traumatizing material. It's this person's goal to shutdown…

What bothers me about this is that we don't record IP addresses so as to protect these burner accounts for people who might want to tip us anonymously about a story. So the company is seemingly placing a priority on making these hypothetical tipsters feel safe over the safety of the actual real live women who write…