Ha! That happened to me when I stole a pack of fruit stripe gum. I was so mortified as well. I didn't think to say I was cute though.

I'm ok with two of them doing the monologues - Jeff Perry, cuz he's got the acting chops, and Tony Goldwyn, who tries to change up the cadence. The rest of them use the typical Shonda cadence that runs rampant through Grey's as well - it's not necessary and it's becoming cartoonish.

It's terrible and I've seen every episode. I want to puke every time someone delivers a LOOK AT ME I'M ACTING monologue (that's basically every 10 minutes) and yet I still watch the stupid thing.

I'm there.

I was just thinking that instead of "adoption event" the shelters need to bill it as "pop-up cat cafe"

No! They kill birds all the time, and they have killed baby birds at my house. I love cats but this weird denial about their murderous nature has to stop.

Oh my God. This thread is hilarious since her cat is an inside cat and she probably lives in NYC anyway.

I hear ya. I'd instinctively do it too.

No. *eye roll*

I agree that they're not and only didn't star your post because you seem to be absolving her of guilt? No matter how you look at it, her stopped in the left lane of the highway is a serious hazard and not ok - her compassion for the ducklings is overshadowed by her lack of compassion for other drivers.

I was, that's probably why I was able to react in time. There was also a small car in front of me and I saw the person stop.

I read elsewhere that the motorcycle was behind another car - maybe a truck - at the last minute the truck saw the car was stopped and swerved into the right lane, leaving the motorcycle no time to react similarly. It is AWFUL. You wouldn't expect a car to be completely stopped and off in the left lane of a highway so…

Best comment ever.

You said Kevin Alejandro. *dies*

I was eagerly awaiting Jezebel coverage - thank you. Also, that man is one of the hottest men on the planet, physically. Also, I am making a mere comment about his extreme good looks and he is a violent criminal and that is not attractive. Moreover, I fully expect him to be partying with celebrities should he be…

The Simon Cowell is completely adorable and my uterus imploded.

I know. I wish I had a teleconference. Even a really terrible one with terrible people

It doesn't - it's practical and a bad choice of job can ruin your life. I'm not gay, but I did research the CEO of a potential employer just out of curiosity because she's very hands on and I would be dealing with her frequently. Turns out she's not just ultra conservative, she was VERY politically active and likely…

Heh. Yup. I had to force myself to stop doing it.

oh NO! That's the one thing I want, a voicemail from my grandmother.