I guess i'm doing it wrong. My Monday morning routine:

I also want them covering elections, specifically the DNC and RNC.

I hope never?

I hate NASCAR but would love to see them comment on NASCAR.

I saw a squirrel eat its baby :(

Hey, those are cute! I need these.

Jesus those shoes are awful.

I knew fibro was going to come up in the comments - my sister has BPD and has fibromyalgia - from various forums I've found that there *seems* to be at least a hint of a correlation between people with PDs and fibromyalgia. There could be a biological reason for this for all I know, but I admit that when I hear…

Absolutely though it's usually in Word with comment bubbles containing many WTFs.

My dog would love ear waxy q tip

I bet if my dog passed them she would have immediately eaten them again.

It was in one of my leases and I guess people did it anyway, because we once received a letter saying we would all be contributing to the plumbing charge if the plumber had to come out there again and de-clog.

Speaking of which - before I had a bathroom trash can with a lid, my dog fished out two dirty tampons and ate them. Yeah I know - I live alone - I promise I was going to dump the trash not long after. Anyway, a frantic call to the vet followed by speeding to CVS for peroxide and making the dog puke bloody tampons…

As much as I love this - and I DO - I look at the line and think to myself, isn't every day a cat cafe at the city shelters?

That's right! I just aggravated my sesamoiditis for a job interview that didn't result in the job, so I admit right now I'm extra-bitter, but dammit Keens are ok too. I guess

Very true. I've realized any true dream job for me is going to be something done independently (my dream job would be full-time novelist). So in the meantime I'm all about job that pays the bills, is interesting and doesn't make me want to punch the wall.