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This reminds me so much of the WAHAM conference episode of Shrill.  Tyra is making this seem like it’s all about empowerment, but it’s really just going to be a way to make $$$ off people’s insecurities. Sure, some people may have fun and think they got something out of it, just like some of the ladies at the

C-sections can actually have longer recovery times and you are considered disabled for longer. It also involves a longer hospital stay. There are many reasons elective c-sections are not recommended for all, although I’m glad moms have choices.

He not only fired Vindman, but his brother as well. So, thanks republicans.

Agreed - feels like the Jezebel of olden times, before they got way too snarky for snark’s sake.

They might not have a peaceful life by our standards, but I truly hope they’re able to achieve a *more* peaceful life.

Garrett, your Dirt Bags (and your other writing on Jezebel) are the perfect balance of funny and kind. I admire your ability to *gently* poke fun. They should have you write all week!

Reading right now. She keeps mentioning how many friends she has and how important they are, but every single one is her employee. Does that even count as real friends?

I can’t be mad at someone who loved her deceased parent so much and is clearly devastated that they will never meet their grandkids who looks for a connection between him and her kids. She’s the only link between her dad and her kids, and I think it’s lovely that she has a vault of information stored away, that she

They’re fine. I think the Kardashian angle might be clouding everything. But yeah. They’re fine. And certainly not the ugliest expensive pair of shoes I’ve seen in this series. I’d wear them if they were gifted to me, and if I had wealth I’d probably buy them. 

I understand the sentiment; however, doing the wrong thing for the right reasons is still wrong (or, the lesser of two evils is still evil).

By riling up Trump’s base, she managed to take Trump’s SOTU address and get conservative media outlets focusing on her instead.

i have never in my life wanted more to reach through my computer scream and grab a person by the throat and choke the life out of him. HOw dare he. How fucking dare he. He’s a fucking traitor and a rapist and a criminal and he’s up there giving fucking rush fucking limbaugh a god damned medal like it’s a special

“While a lot of people kept saying Justin Bieber looks like s–t, on meth etc. they failed to realize I’ve been recently diagnosed with Lyme disease, not only that but had a serious case of chronic mono which affected my, skin, brain function, energy, and overall health.

Jennifer Weiner has been living off this same exhaustingly self-absorbed, back-handed complimenting, How Do I Make This About Me? schtick for 20+ years.

I’m confused: a big part of JLo’s job is to be incredibly hot. Her body is exceptional because she works incredibly hard to make it so—-it’s not impossible, just very hard. People do very hard things all the time when they have incentives to do so. I mean, folks are aware that she is a professional performer and

Vegetarian here, 100% side with BK. IMHO it's up to the person to ensure food the food is meat-free/it's unrealistic to think veggie foods from any place that isn't strictly vegetarian has no "cross-contamination". 

... it didn’t pan out? Her movie made 434 million dollars and she was nominated for an Oscar for acting, and won one for the song. I think it’s more likely she realised she could make an inconceivable amount of money doing Vegas (and/or she burned some bridges by fucking Bradley Cooper).

Real talk: Gary has an Asian fetish and was trying to figure out how to hit on you, since telling him you are Texan blew up his “Ni Hao Ma” strategy.

Racism aside, because you covered that already, does anybody else find it super aggravating the way the men close to us need to internalize our assaults and make them all about themselves? How on earth could Liam Neeson murdering someone have helped his friend? It wouldn’t have, because it was about Liam Neeson not

I mean, I guess it’s better that he be upfront about it, but...