Last night I saw a fruit snack kid just give like three bags to a homeless lady. Definitely improved my night and reminded me that not everyone who wants my attention on the subway is an asshole. 

LOL the lobster really is the thing I have the most problems with. Like even out side of the smell, don’t choose a food that a) would make people sick real easily if not stored well and b) some people are super duper allergic to and c) requires real clean up.

I could’ve actually found it in me to find this amusing if their attitude had been inclusive, but one of those girls literally appointed herself as bouncer and stood at the nearest door, arms folded, telling people they couldn’t come on. That’s some entitled bullshit.

seriously, this is like every public transit pet peeve of mine rolled up into one package. Eating on the train? Loudly screaming/woo-hoo-ing? Littering your piñata confetti and silly string all over? Like, you’re not the only person on the planet and this shit is not cute, it’s hella inconsiderate.

People from other cities make fun of the rules on the DC Metro that prohibit food and drinks.  Imagine, though, if the above described party ended with a group of transit police officers handcuffing and frog marching the birthday girl and her friends off the train.  Come on, admit it.  You’d have cheered for the cops.

I may be in a mood, but I hate these people and if I had been in the subway car I would’ve literally wanted to murder them.

you mean squacks

Omg, I'm loving how I managed to autocorrect I love corny jokes to Ilesbian love corny jokes. But I'll take it. 

I get mistrust of the US health care system. I really do. But it wasn’t THAT long ago that childbirth was a leading cause of death for women. Forgive the expression, but don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater.

I wish that my three children didn’t require surgical intervention to enter the world. The havoc those C sections have wreaked on my back and abs can’t be overstated.

WTF is the point of living in modern times if a person doesn’t avail herself of some of its luxuries, like a freaking pre-natal appointment to a midwife or something? Yet she will chatter on FB about the “primal instinct” that takes over. Guess what? Birthing can be pretty deadly, just look at history. But no, the…

Ariana Grande is seriously winning me over from that entitled donut lick. She's just handling things so well.

I always liked Ariana Grande (and when I say “always,” I mean, like, for the better part of the last decade), but I am liking her more every day. It was always just a matter of time before people saw past her exterior and realized how great she is.

“What does her daughter’s style choices have to do with feminism?”

You think it really took more than two weeks to make this song? I mean, have you listened to it?

Oh, and eat at Arby’s.

The kid did a great job with the costume. I love it.

Someone should try joyless blogger next.

It’s not that the idea is so original, but that the execution is flawless. The Ugg boots are a nice touch.  Crocks would have been better.

I think the impetus of this happening is the league in general is sick and tired of James Harden’s antics. He flails and charges into defenders non-stop (just like the Ingram play). If you watched the game you can see the frustration building up (especially with Ingram and Hart). People and I’m sure fans (at least I…